Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Back to action!

Hi there, fans and friends, supporters and wrestlers.
Hugo Joaquín María Pereira de la Hoya Puertas is back after a long period of blog innactivity.
"What happened? Where have you been all this time?" You may ask.
Sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do. My case is no different. I found myself with the urge to find new horizons and to expand my knowledge far beyond my very own imagination.
I traveled to the heart of Nepal, through forest and snow, hills and mountains, to find the hindu temple and its great master within. Being welcomed by the monks I begged for the great master's wisdom and guidance. "Why?" You may ask again. The great hindu master of the Nepal is a football manager himself!! (I bet you was not expecting that..Ha!)
Trust me, it is incredible how astral projection and football tactics bend together to reinvent and redefine tactics and methods.
I came back with a whole new repertory of tactics: 'The ticky-ticky', 'Four arms of Shiva', 'Karma Counter-attack', ' Dharma Press', 'Ganesha Block' and ' Yoga Fire' (the last one does not have any practical use in the field, but it is epicaly useful in BBQs).

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