*One player was discontinued the past week, due to unprofessional behaviour. The team had to bear several pranks from this player, to the point it started to affect our training. The player reached his limits when he duct-taped the family jewels of another player.
After a quick intervention of our medical staff (VERY quick...you know how duct-tape works, right?), and the proper ammount of cream (to treat the...well...skin) the player managed to get on his feet and walk again. The affected player stated he wanted a shave but not exactly under this conditions. We hope everything is ok now, and we'll probably require the assistance of a professional to help this player recover...I think it's probably psychological, otherwise I can't explain the 'shaving desire'.
*They are german, they are young, and they are unpredictable. Links, 2,3,4. Markus Maria Ueberschär (20) and Falko Höbart (19), are now part of the team. Very well welcomed by the team, despite of awkward jokes between the dutch and the german.
They had been spoted by our scout, who reported they were "cheap, but skillful". That's the combination I like.
Glückwünsche und viel Glück, werden Sie es brauchen.
*Sófocles Garrido (21) came to the team with one thing in mind: "I'm going to bring happines and greatness to the team! We're the biggest in the world!", if you're wondering where he is from, you already know there's only one option: Brazil.
Garrido is keeping his word so far, as samba rhythm is present on every training session (and works like a magnet with the girls, always lurking around the training field) and an enormous sign was placed at the entrance of the club, saying: "Ó máis grande do mundo" ().
He fit into the group quite quickly, and make it to the 1st team after the first training session. Always helpful and kind, he is one of the players showing optimism and advice to the rest of the team--although uruguayans (Jacinto and Juan) always make fun of his funny accent.
*Miloš Drincic (20) is another new player we found lost somewhere in Slovenia. It is unclear how my scouts spotted this player, but it seems he was traning by himself within the woods. No family, nor friends, nor home. Miloš does not speak english, so we are not able to communicate properly, thus he is only training with the 2nd team. We are trying to find a solution to this, although we realized he reacts quite well when we show him food.
*The loss on our last friendly match was not 100% negative. Players were relaxed, and we tried to train a new formation, and new tactics. The 2nd team is also trying to reach a higher level and it will take some time. We have confidence in the team and hope the fans will understand this and keep up with the great support.
Now the team is looking forward to the last match of this season. Even though it appears to be a tough match, I'm sure we'll be able to achieve victory.
Nothing will change in the roster, so I can say we are very happy for the development during this season, however we are already working harder to reach the promotion next year.